Ask Pacey Witter

You have questions. Everyone does. Unless you're Pacey Witter. He may only a fictitious character from a 90's television show but you'd be an idiot to think that his wisdom isn't on par with the greatest thinkers of all time.
Did you lose your virginity to your 10th grade English teacher? Of course not. But you could have if you had asked Pacey.
Have you sailed a boat to the Caribbean? Become a stockbroker without any formal schooling? Stole your best friend's love interest? Have a history of assault on authority figures? If you've answered 'no' to even one of these questions then you're dangerously unqualified to make decisions for yourself. Let Pacey carry this burden for you.

October82010

Anonymous asked: I am stumped about buying gifts this holiday season. Any suggestions?

I find it’s best to give gifts that are simple and from the heart. If you go and spend a ton of money on expensive things, maybe because you finally have a job that pays decent money, people won’t appreciate it and will accuse you of working for a crooked organization.

Another thing to avoid is selling your blood in order to buy jewelry for people. You might pass out during dinner and girls don’t like that.

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